by Hairy.Fish November 02, 2010
When ever someone makes an asshole statement so harsh you cant think of any comeback just say Douché.
Like Touché but with a D.
Like Touché but with a D.
by dadtouchedme April 12, 2010
The word used to commend someone on a clever or witty response to an argument, whilst sounding like a complete and utter douche at the same time. Used to pull someone off their high horse whilst acknowledging their point at the same time.
>Where is the nearest place to buy a computer?
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
by abraxian November 09, 2010
Donald Trump, potential Republican nominee for President. A riff on "Il Duce," the title used for Benito Mussollini. Mussollini was the Fascist ruler of Italy during World War II.
by TierneyS49 February 27, 2016
A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe
"Brah, my day just doesn't feel right without my morning pre-workout, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting turnt. That chick from last night was so faded and I thought I was going to smash but that Bitch puked in my new blacked-out Charger so I kicked that hoe to the curb." -Basic Douché
by Not Another Basic B October 11, 2015
Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.
This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
by møøsedrøøl March 29, 2023
Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in an argument, but with a notable hint of bitterness and resentment at being bested.
by tha malcontent February 22, 2011