Pronounced doo Shay
Said when the appropriate is touché but the person who did the touché worthy comment or deed is a douche
Said when the appropriate is touché but the person who did the touché worthy comment or deed is a douche
by RazMutant October 5, 2011
Get the Douchémug. The word used to commend someone on a clever or witty response to an argument, whilst sounding like a complete and utter douche at the same time. Used to pull someone off their high horse whilst acknowledging their point at the same time.
>Where is the nearest place to buy a computer?
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
by abraxian November 11, 2010
Get the Douchémug. When ever someone makes an asshole statement so harsh you cant think of any comeback just say Douché.
Like Touché but with a D.
Like Touché but with a D.
by dadtouchedme April 12, 2010
Get the Douchémug. Donald Trump, potential Republican nominee for President. A riff on "Il Duce," the title used for Benito Mussollini. Mussollini was the Fascist ruler of Italy during World War II.
by TierneyS49 August 24, 2016
Get the Il Douchémug. A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe
"Brah, my day just doesn't feel right without my morning pre-workout, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting turnt. That chick from last night was so faded and I thought I was going to smash but that Bitch puked in my new blacked-out Charger so I kicked that hoe to the curb." -Basic Douché
by Not Another Basic B November 29, 2015
Get the Basic Douchémug. A term to describe the phenomenon of when you are being a douchebag to someone, and they respond in a manner of douchebag that is at an equal or higher magnitude than that which you confronted them with.
by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017
Get the douchémug. A combination of the word douche and touché. Said in response to a douchey point and/or a point said by a douchey person. The douche will say something they think is intelligent, but in reality what they said will be some nonsense. In response you should, instead of acknowledging their point with the normal "touché," say "douché," calling their point and them douchey in one go. Maybe they won't even realize you said this word instead of the french one. Pronounced doo-shay.
Person 1: "My psychiatrist said that I'm entering a deep depression due to my brother's death."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."
Douche: "Don't you know mental health is a myth? Just don't be sad."
Person 1: "Douché."
by CamTiki January 14, 2024
Get the Douchémug.