by Hairy.Fish November 3, 2010
Get the Douchémug. The word used to commend someone on a clever or witty response to an argument, whilst sounding like a complete and utter douche at the same time. Used to pull someone off their high horse whilst acknowledging their point at the same time.
>Where is the nearest place to buy a computer?
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
by abraxian November 11, 2010
Get the Douchémug. When ever someone makes an asshole statement so harsh you cant think of any comeback just say Douché.
Like Touché but with a D.
Like Touché but with a D.
by dadtouchedme April 12, 2010
Get the Douchémug. Donald Trump, potential Republican nominee for President. A riff on "Il Duce," the title used for Benito Mussollini. Mussollini was the Fascist ruler of Italy during World War II.
by TierneyS49 August 24, 2016
Get the Il Douchémug. A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe
"Brah, my day just doesn't feel right without my morning pre-workout, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting turnt. That chick from last night was so faded and I thought I was going to smash but that Bitch puked in my new blacked-out Charger so I kicked that hoe to the curb." -Basic Douché
by Not Another Basic B November 29, 2015
Get the Basic Douchémug. Used to admit that someone has made a clever or effective point, while pointing out that they're still a douche. A blend of douche and touché.
1st person: Come here often?
2nd person: No, and you’re not giving me much reason to come back.
1st person: Douché
2nd person: No, and you’re not giving me much reason to come back.
1st person: Douché
by McRib sandwich February 14, 2014
Get the douchémug. Akin to the French-borrowed “Touché”. Conceding a point to an opponent in an argument in spite of his underlying douchebaggitude.
"Even though I've never beaten you at Scrabble, I totally dominate you at Candy Ass Swiper!"
"Douché"
"Douché"
by PoliticalSpazz February 27, 2014
Get the Douchémug.