dork

Someone who is brilliant (or thinks/acts like they are), wants to reach out and make friends (but they don't always know how), and has so many conflicting, intense thoughts that they end up being completely misunderstood by the rest of the community.

A dork thinks their glasses make them look pretty darn sharp, but sometimes they'd kill to ditch them for a day and just be normal. Of course, they wouldn't tell you that. A dork doesn't want to seem self-conscious, and tries to accept their own dorkiness in the hopes that everyone else will. A dork wants to do something great with their life, but feels limited by time, space, and stereotypes.

Deep down, a dork is just a normal kid with a ginourmous IQ who just wants to be accepted as the eerily smart kid that they are.
Dork: The short guy with glasses who took calculus as a freshman in high school.
by hazelwithcontacts June 05, 2009
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a chimera or hybrid of two mammal species
the result of a mating between a dog and a pig (pork) is a "dork."
by ahab the A-rab April 24, 2003
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A person who acts silly or weird, usually in an annoying or obnoxious manner. Dorks often bother people around them, making them unpopular.
That guy keeps telling annoying jokes and picking his nose in class. He's such a dork.
by wordpusher September 08, 2004
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Dork usually means nerd or geek. However, in my neighborhood, 'Dork' also means elephants penis. There is actually a pretty heated debate about whether or not the word means elephant's penis or whales penis.
Rachel is a really big dork; she spends all of her time studying and knows a bunch of usless information on obscure topics.

An elephant has a really big dork.
by Rachel E March 22, 2006
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Dork was orignally (old 20th century slang term) meant as a reference to a penis. It has since come to mean a nerd.
Rats! I got my dork caught in my zipper!

He's such a dork! His glasses are held together with duct tape!
by Smokey March 04, 2005
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Dork is a derogatory term for someone with few social skills, usually interested in nerdy activities and immediately makes a poor impression through their lack of social aptitude.

NOT a nerd, though one can be a dork and a nerd. A dork would be a nerd who is immediately and obviously not a social person.

NOT a geek, who enjoys the same activies as a nerd but posseses standard or above social skills. Geek and dork are mutally exclusive.
"Look at that guy with the braces and the laptop. He's such a dork." -Prep

"I could tell before I talked to him, that guy was seriously DORK." -Someone observant

"Even the geeks won't socialise with that dork, he's so laaame" -Typical Chavette
by Danny Moules October 21, 2005
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