To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.
Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.
by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.
by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016

When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.
When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.
By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.
By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
by dorito luver 6969 November 4, 2021

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito
by grootey July 10, 2009

by WKUMAN November 3, 2019

When you crush Doritos into a fine powder, then snort them and get the weirdest high that might include Jesus Shrek and a Mtn. Dew waterfall.
by RESPECTABLE KOREAN October 25, 2017
