A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.
Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:
1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!
The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:
1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!
The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
by I Gojira I October 31, 2007
1. Phrase used for anything that someone might worry about
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do
Example 1:
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time):
Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.
Example 2:
Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac.
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance.
Officer: Step out of the car.
(Me steps out of the car)
Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!!
You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time):
Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.
Example 2:
Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac.
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance.
Officer: Step out of the car.
(Me steps out of the car)
Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!!
You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.
by Cheesefist August 14, 2006
i don't even know
by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 12, 2022
Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?
Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!
Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!
by Darth Ronious August 18, 2009
Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.
by Jaytool June 3, 2005
by PineappleJuice March 15, 2015
when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.
mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!
other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.
mean guy: stupid retard!!
other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!
mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!
other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*
other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.
mean guy: stupid retard!!
other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!
mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!
other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*
by poor dude.... June 5, 2005