dobes

While intoxicated, to piss and throw up on someone's floor, then run away without cleaning it up or telling anyone.

Dude, Andy just pulled a fuckin dobes in my kitchen.

I'll kick your ass if you get too drunk and dobes in our house.

by Rudy J. P. May 26, 2006

Dobe

1;Someone who really naive

2;That idiot freind of yours that you have know for years
And even though he gets on everyones nerves, you still stay with him cause hes your friend.

Me: he is such a dobe
You: yhea I know right?

by bandmluv January 17, 2008

Dobens

The last name of a young man who is extremely charming, and is always the high school heart-throb.

Man that Dobens kid always gets the ladies

by millcitymystery January 24, 2012

Dobephile

A person who worships Dobermans. Doberman is a breed of dog that is not just a dog but several echelons higher on the social bracket than mere dogs.

Wow, Steve loves his Dobermans more than most people love their kids. He is a real Dobephile. His Doberman and he can actually communicate without speaking! What a Dobephile!

by Grrr Village December 23, 2008

doleful

hopeless, depressed

Jim: Dude your doleful.

Bill: Thanks man!

by nascar lover April 29, 2010

Doberman

A large sized, short-haired, A.K.C-registered breed. First developed in Germany by the tax collecter Louis Dobermann. Dobermans are very clingy to their owners and make a loyal, well tempered dog if raised correctly. Could become aggressive if not given proper care and training. The tail is traditionally docked from puppyhood and ears may be cropped or left natural. Comes in red, fawn, black, or blue with either rust or tan markings. Some are also born pure white which is a fault in the show ring. Dobermans are prone to heart conditions as well as color deformity. Also a very intelligent breed that needs mental excercise as well as physical.

The Doberman makes a loyal dog, but if raised incorrectly, it may become aggressive.

by o2theMalley July 4, 2008

Doberman Blowjob

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.

After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.

by puddinghatch May 2, 2005