Noun.
A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
by WordInvtentor August 13, 2011
I used a watercolor brush to give her a nice Salvador Dickface. That's one classy dick.
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by thepopeofdope April 30, 2016
Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.
Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming
by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015
Quite the contrary.. I devised the phrase you bastard...a friend of mine and I were walking home from school when a beagle decided to follow us home. We went into a grocery store and came out minutes later to find the dog still waiting. Despite multiple attempts at trying to urinate the dog failed. My friend had been obsessing over the word/name "Mussolini" and I called the dog a "Dickface" for not being able to pee. The dog was then dubbed "Mussolini Dickface"
by Kanibus March 3, 2004
Reference to the Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 until he was deposed in the face of advancing Allied armies in 1943. His irresponsible policies, including launching various wars of conquest years before his military and industry was ready resulted in a humiliting defeat of his countrymen. In 1945 he was shot and strung up alongside his executed wife for jeering crowds to spit upon.
Il Duce was a Mussolini Dickface.
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
Anyone who is an asshole, jerk, nerd, creep, etc.
Also used in the shorthand version of Bruce.
Originated by recording group RUMBACAT in their song, "Bruce" (2003).
Also used in the shorthand version of Bruce.
Originated by recording group RUMBACAT in their song, "Bruce" (2003).
"He tried to be funny by repeating what we'd say / but the only funny thing was laughing when he went away / he thought it was cool when Jethro played the flute / yeah, my mom dated a Bruce"
by ZDS August 24, 2004
by Rahimm September 2, 2007