quest diagnostics

The place everyone goes to if they have to submit a drug test. Typically when starting a job but could be a court summons.

Quest diagnostics made me pee in a cup for my drug test.

by Brookeshanks September 30, 2017

Dopey Dragonite

That pokemon boi who does not love memes in general chats

Hi dopey dragonite

by Txhyccyhbknugdtug January 31, 2020

Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.

I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic

by David letr October 9, 2018

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023