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tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 7, 2014
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TVA Light Bulb Destructor

A device which was invented by a 7th grader, but never made it into production.

This is a product in which a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down in receptacles at the bottom of the machine; it's sole purpose is to destroy light bulbs while they're burning.
{From a website about phoney-bologna staged 'battles' -- usually amongst commercial & infomercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

"Robbins then goes on the rampage...he finds what's left of that case of poor, defenseless, helpless light bulbs, carries it to the bathroom, and viciously throws each remaining bulb into the toliet -- being certain that each one impacts the bowl above the waterline to assure bulb breakage and simultaneously rather loudly shouting, "BREAKING LIGHT BELBS!!!" as each lamp implodes against the inside of the water closet with that loud "POP" and the distinctive tinkling of broken glass. After every sixth bulb, Robbins pulls down on that chrome plated lever at the top left front corner of the cistern, causing the busted bulbs in there to whirl down the shitbowl! Once the case is empty, he carries it out to the dipsty dumpster at the back of the Receiving Home, lifts the lid, and nonchalantly tosses it in.

Johnson thinks about building "The TVA Light Bulb Destructor" (something he drew up in the 7th grade, where a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down at the bottom of the machine), but realises two fairly significant issues with building the asinine thing right away.

1: It would cost money to build -- a fairly large amount of it too.
2: The time necessary to construct such an evil device is more than the time Johnson wants to stay in this decade.

So that idea rather quickly goes to pot. "
by Telephony August 27, 2014
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"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."
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Desire'e

Someone who is outgoing and likes to have fun. a hott babe that you shouldnt mess with. a desire'e is also someone who likes to stand out and be different from the rest of the crowd.
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Desirae

The most gorgeous, smartest, And craziest girl I've met(good crazy). She's the angel I've been looking for my whole life. She's the girl of my dreams. She s the reason I can wake up in the morning and say "LIFE IS GOOD!". Her personality is unlike no other girl I've ever met cause I know there's no other girl I'd rather be with than her.
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Desira

The most beautiful black (or white) girl you'll ever meet. Uses the word ratchet a lot. This girl is a keeper, though she doesn't fall in love easy, she falls HARD when she does.. Desira loves to take pictures with her best friends and her many siblings. She's tough, but if you get to know her, she becomes a softy.
Guy: Dang dude! She's beautiful! Her name must be Desira!!
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Destructicon

A violent and destructive personality, usually occuring in mild mannered people after consuming alcohol
After drinking a few shots, Oliver transformed into destructicon!
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