defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

Sketch Detector

Noun: A device only attained by a select few of the elite. It's design is of alien technology and origin, but it's uses are vast on planet Earth. Main Uses Include: Detecting whether or not an individual is sketchy.

Note: When exposed to severe cases of Sketchyness the detector has been known to break from too much stress.

The rich man used his Sketch Detector to find out the girl he brought home was a triflin' ho.

by Hendro December 22, 2008

frost detectors

a womans nipples

Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!

by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008

marching band director

The person in charge of picking music, writing drill, and teaching the band how to march. Can usually be found saying, "One more time!" and then having the band repeat it seven more times. The band director quite often does no dirty work of their own and has the drum major take care of it.

The marching band director could never be trusted when he said "One more time"

by Kayla Christine May 26, 2006

director

A mythical creature known to occasionally visit corporate offices. Directors thrive upon the professionalism and professional attire of all employees of the offices, and as such, several notices are issued in advance of a director's arrival for people to be on their best behavior. Directors, however, are quite elusive - despite an employee's best behavior and finest dress, these efforts are often in vain, as directors do not desire to go slumming with the commonfolk. A director's smile is known to result in rapid career advancement. Ironically, the most common instance of a director's smile is from employee termination.

There is a director coming to the office. Business casual is still appropriate, but please consider dressing in your most professional business casual attire. (i.e. shirts tucked in, sleeves not rolled up, consider shoe choice)

by numbertwo June 10, 2009

Executive Director

A ridiculously hyperactive breed of people who micro manage everything. They often speak in a language of their own, one which no one can understand (like dolphin squeaks). They are often found repeating "yep" again and again in an effort to show everyone they already know everything, therefor never actually listening to anyone. Physical characteristics include scary large eyes, a floopa, and bad 80's hair.

"Excuse me, Executive Director,RUN! The building is on FIR-"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"NO, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!!"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"Oh fuck ya then...burn."

by newagemom July 18, 2006

director's cut

The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.

by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009