Depretempus

Completely before time. Or before time itself.

The time depretempus is unknown.
Depretempus, where time did not exist.

Depretempus by TheLightingThief February 3, 2026

Decremate

To miraculously restore something that was completely burnt, charred, or ruined beyond repair

I totally burnt the toast, but then I scraped off the black part so well I basically decremated it

Decremate by Metababy May 7, 2026

Lateral Deprecation 

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.

Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”

Lateral Deprecation by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024