Dipping into the 2 dollar fund

When a person is so broke that they resort to spending their 2 dollar bills. Most people avoid spending 2 dollar bills because of the rarity of these bills or because of a superstitious notion.

My uncle filed for bankruptcy right after he started dipping into the 2 dollar fund.

That guy must be broke, hes dipping into the 2 dollar fund to pay for that bag of chips.

Jim: Hey man, can you let me borrow some cash? I don't want to dip into the 2 dollar fund.
Stan: Sure, I hear ya. Neither would I!

by xbustacap March 21, 2007

Dont be dipping in the koolaid when you dont know the flavor

What you say to dum people that are getting in your bizness or messing with stuff they dont need to be messin with.
(thinking they know somthing when they dont )

Bill: LMAO I bet she dumped you cus u were a cheap ass!
Nick: Man Dont be dipping in the koolaid when you dont know the flavor.

by sheirdog December 18, 2008

Hardcore Derping

The act of being a complete and total fool, jackass, or moron. Doing acts that are not considered proper in public, or even in private. Only the dumbest of people can achieve the level of hardcore derping. A prime example would be when Simon Cowell completely degrades a great singer, that is hardcore derping.

Bob walks in. "Man you were Hardcore Derping it at the party tonight". John throws beer can at Bob. "Derp."

by RedXTheUltimate May 16, 2011

shit dipping

Doing the washing on a Sunday and going through the dirty pants.

Where's mom? She's shit dipping

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

skinny dipping

for crying out loud, it's just swimming naked, IT'S NOT KINKY

Don't go skinny dipping, my parents are watching.

by an azn August 19, 2006

Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020