Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.
by Gappies July 5, 2020

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.
by tensa.ii January 5, 2024

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

A person that decapitates characters/ocs in a fic or in a form of art way too much than neccesary.
(I totally am not one myself)
(I totally am not one myself)
by anonymous August 17, 2023

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.
The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.
by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021
