Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

daycare school

2nd year of preschool aka school babies

Daycare school year

by 459395 May 5, 2023

Daycare With no Babysitter

Used to describe a fandom (or group of people) that acts chaotic for no good reason.

Person 1: Hey, I heard ya got into a new fandom! How was it?
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.

by -msaw- February 15, 2022

Someone at daycare

This is cringe dumbass comeback to someone basically the definition of ‘someone at daycare’ is when someone (a depressing person to humaniy and society/) will be saying this to someone else when they got no comebacks

Person 1: hey bro why r u so weird
Person 2: your someone at daycare
Person 3: HAHA IM IN!
Person 4: *SHOOTS*
Person 1: *STABS PERSON 4*

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

jewish daycare

Western civilization has become a degenerate dumping ground made up of unwashed, 3rd world hordes and blacks, all driven by the jewish need for non-homogenous societies and slave wage laborers, intended to replace the White founding stock.
When White populations and their tax dollars are forced to look after these burdens on society while dealing with their excessive crime rates, it is known as jewish daycare.

"Hey Chad did you see that Tyrone stomping on the head of that elderly White man."
"Yes I did, its jewish daycare every single time."

by HeinousAeinous August 3, 2025

Gamestop daycare

New kind of daycare where parents leave their child at gamestop while go shopping

Jimmy: Where is your child
Jan: At gamestop daycare

by Aguguguboi September 27, 2022

Wakeup the Daycare

Wakeup Daycare is an sexual term or phrase that means during intercourse the person receiving penile penetration reach back or under and caress, massage or play with the balls, Scrotum, or nuts while in the act. It's also can be performed by a another person or persons in which you can add licking or sucking also
Wakeup Daycare, wakeup the Daycare, awaken the daycare, waken up day care etc

Jane Doe like to wakeup the daycare when we are together.

Hey Felicia can you wakeup the daycare for me?
Craig, love it when I woke the daycare up.

by MrCraigos June 25, 2025