2 Day Yard Sale

The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.

I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.

by Mayor J October 6, 2008

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

National Give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

giveagirlyourhoodiedaypt2. justincaseyoumissednationalhoodiedayheresaseconddaytogivinggirlsyourhoodies! It is celebrated September 25

Friend : dude today is national give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

Other Friend : No way dude i have the perfect hoodie for my girl

by fantastixxstixxs September 24, 2019

Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day

On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything

old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck

by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021

Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day

"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"

by Cooblap February 10, 2020

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018