junk data

Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.

We could not arrive at an intelligible conclusion until we through out the junk data.

by EphesiansONE11 May 25, 2014

dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005

Data Design Interactive

Quite possibly THE worst videogame developer in the history of mankind. They are responsible for many shovelware titles that score no higher than 1.0 out of 10 and should be banned from making games for Nintendo's Wii. There is also an online petition to ban the company from developing for Nintendo.

(you): Yo, this "Action Girlz Racing" is looking pretty badass.
(friend): Nah nigga, Data Design Interactive made that one. It scored 0.8 out of 10!

by morph09 February 13, 2009

data piñata

Big Data method that consists of whacking data with a stick and hopefully some insights will come out.

The Big Data Scientist made a Twitter data piñata and found that Saturdays are the weekdays with the most tweets linking to kitty pictures.

by dgarcia_eu January 16, 2015

data monkey

An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.

A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.

"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"

"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."

by Moose Taylor June 27, 2005

Dataface

The overall lack of body sensation achieved from a long period of time interfacing with your computer screen and its contents.

After an eight hour shift of managing database: "Holy Shit! I have dataface!"

by carrknowledege May 18, 2011

Data Rape

The gratuitous manipulation and willful monetisation of all personal data by companies without due recognition or reward back to either user or humanity

data rape is when software organisations use the data collected by people-users to build their businesses, make millions in exits, charge escalating subscription fees, erode trust, service and user experience and fail to give a fair ROI back to either the user or "collective humanity" in return.

by Wombat&Possum March 6, 2015