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custerfluck

1) an extremely (and often embarrassingly) confused and chaotic situation

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "cluster fuck"
"That long-haired sunuvabitch went to the Little Bighorn lookin' to kick some aboriginal ass but ended up dyin' in one helluva glorious custerfluck!"...

"Yeah, every week it's a new custerfluck down there at Bridgeport!"…
by TIC Redux May 8, 2005
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Cutler

This is a guy who really cares about you and makes you feel beautiful inside and out. He does the cutest things ever and is the most kind guy that you will ever meet. He has flaws but no one cares because his amazing attitude shines through anyway. He is an amazing boyfriend that doesn't want a short relationship but a long and meaningful one.
Oh look it's Cutler with all those ladies!
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Jay Cutler

Denver Broncos quarterback, a 1st round draft pick who's been in the league a few years. Was a Pro Bowl player in 2008.

Also, well known as a big cry baby.
Jay Cutler is demanding a trade out of Denver because the new coach tried to bring in Matt Cassel.
by Buttmunch720 March 17, 2009
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Homo Cutlery

Homo Cutlery

When you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. Since homo means "the same".
- Damn, I got homo cutleries again but I'm too lazy to go and get a knife.
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- Seems like I took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
- So you got a homo cutlery, tough break.
by 13ET May 14, 2011
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cuntlers

Huge, 1 inch, multi-headed warts on either side of a pussy. It looks like a mounted deer rack if the front of the deer's head were removed.
I tried to give her oral, but she bucked me off with her cuntlers.

I dodged her cuntlers to give her oral and ended up with warts all over my face.
by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009
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Cutler

Someone who failed, took an L, or embarrassed themselves
That Backup quarterback was a cutler this season.
by Alex55C March 2, 2017
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cutlered

CUTLERED / or present / TO CUTLER

-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.

-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.
"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."
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