speaking in cursive

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together

He is speaking in cursive again.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

writes in cursive

Someone caught sexting by the pervert-patrol.

Stay away from the one who writes in cursive.

by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018

Cursive

A mythical text used throughout history but unreadable to those who are not trained.
This ancient text is also used now by people who want to look smart.

Person 1: what does this say?
Person 2: oh it's cursive, yeah I never learnt to read cursive

Person 3: hohoho you are all fools, this only says "the fastest ways to find an idiot who uses their knowledge to insult you is to pretend to not know cursive"
Person 1&2: *stare*
Person 3: wait a minute

by AvixK February 28, 2020

Chocolate Cursive

A variant on old-English cursive commonly used when putting icing on cake.

"HAPPY Birthday Slut" is Chocolate Cursive for "HAPPY Birthday (insert friend's name here)".

by I Told You Edward January 13, 2013

cursiving

The art of writing in script

That has to be done in cursiving writing.

by lojo joseph December 1, 2011

shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Cursive Writing

The only way known to mankind to write in gibberish

No wonder you got an F on every test

"Cursive writing, another form of pure, insufferable pain"

by AVeryNiceGuy July 18, 2023