Cuntybaws

A definition from Kilmarnock and Glasgow, Scotland, defining a person with both a weak mind and no identifiable genitalia. Basically, a person of no courage regardless of gender.

"Here! Cuntybaws! Smell yer maw!" Used as an insult and a put down to provoke a fight.

"Awright Cuntybaws? Well met pal." Used as a peace maker, and an ode to well known friends. Usually met with a handshake, sometimes not.

by Self Semi-Educated Delinquent February 14, 2024

Countryballs

A fandom which portrays countries as intelligent, ball-shaped versions of their national flags. Used to simplify history, geopolitics and other country-related topics. Also called Polandball

I learnt all the countries in Africa because of Countryballs

by EightyPercentReal November 25, 2023

Countryballs

(n.) They are little balls with different flags on them. You know it's a countryball if it's only about as tall as your knees. They get around by bouncing, and they don't have mouths. Their eyes are usually white circles. Some countryballs, ironically, are not balls. It depends on what countryball it is. For example, Singapore is a triangle, Israel is a cube, Kazakhstan is a brick, and the Reichtangle is a rectangle. (If you see the Reichtangle, run like there's no tomorrow, and don't stop until you know you're safe.) Countryballs are typically incorporated in art, but if you come across a countryball in real life, approach with caution. Keep in mind that a countryball will act differently depending on which countryball it is and its relationship with your country.

Person 1: Do you like countryballs?
Person 2: What are countryballs?
Person 1: *GASP*

by US-IL December 20, 2024