This is an activity that must be partaken before a group of men participate in gathering that require them to be naked in the same room together, like a spa or a sauna.
The activity is as follows: Each person must stare at each other's dick for a full minute. And then carry on with their activity.
This happens to relieve awkwardness that occurs when you accidentally look at the other persons's dick and try to avoid looking at it.
It must be noted that there is no homosexual innuendo or logic involved in the activities or the reasoning behind the D-Club.
If an erection were to happen during the minute of the D-Club, then the erectee must perform 10-15 push-ups immediately to get rid of the major blood flow to the penis.
If there is any slight indication that someone is trying to use the D-Club for homosexual purposes, then he must be forced to leave the premises or be clubbed by the Ceremonial Club or the C-Club.
The term was first coincided by Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor.
The activity is as follows: Each person must stare at each other's dick for a full minute. And then carry on with their activity.
This happens to relieve awkwardness that occurs when you accidentally look at the other persons's dick and try to avoid looking at it.
It must be noted that there is no homosexual innuendo or logic involved in the activities or the reasoning behind the D-Club.
If an erection were to happen during the minute of the D-Club, then the erectee must perform 10-15 push-ups immediately to get rid of the major blood flow to the penis.
If there is any slight indication that someone is trying to use the D-Club for homosexual purposes, then he must be forced to leave the premises or be clubbed by the Ceremonial Club or the C-Club.
The term was first coincided by Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor.
-Are we going to that Korean spa this afternoon?
-Yeah.
-OK, let's get this out of the way. Here is my fucking Dick. Look at it!
-Woah woah woah, what the hell are you doing???!?
-Relax bro, it's only D Club.
-Oh, that's perfectly fine and reasonable now.
-Yeah.
-OK, let's get this out of the way. Here is my fucking Dick. Look at it!
-Woah woah woah, what the hell are you doing???!?
-Relax bro, it's only D Club.
-Oh, that's perfectly fine and reasonable now.
by Zan The Puss February 2, 2014
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It's best to choose something common that sounds believable & easiest to use the same name every time. This way, your friends are less likely to accidentally blow your cover by screaming, "HEY, MARIE...MARIE!!" at you when you're mooching free drinks from a guy who thinks your name is "Amy".
It's best to choose something common that sounds believable & easiest to use the same name every time. This way, your friends are less likely to accidentally blow your cover by screaming, "HEY, MARIE...MARIE!!" at you when you're mooching free drinks from a guy who thinks your name is "Amy".
Random Douche Bag: "Heyyyy, whazz up, baby?! Yer lookin' fiiiiiner than a new set of snow tires. My name's 'Chance'. Do I have one? Har-Har-Har!!! Seriously, baby...what do they call an angel like you?"
Marie: "Ummm...AMY."
LATER...
Erica: "Marie, why does this Douche Bag keep calling you 'Amy'?"
Marie: "You didn't think I'd give him my real name, did you? I gave him my Club Name, fool."
Marie: "Ummm...AMY."
LATER...
Erica: "Marie, why does this Douche Bag keep calling you 'Amy'?"
Marie: "You didn't think I'd give him my real name, did you? I gave him my Club Name, fool."
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1. AY MAN YOU WANT TO HANG?
- NA MAN, YOU AINT IN THE VINO CLUB.
2. VINO PARTY TONIGHT?
3. WHEN YOU KNOW WHATS UP WITH THE VINO CLUB TODAY?
- NA MAN, YOU AINT A VINO MEMBERS
- NA MAN, YOU AINT IN THE VINO CLUB.
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3. WHEN YOU KNOW WHATS UP WITH THE VINO CLUB TODAY?
- NA MAN, YOU AINT A VINO MEMBERS
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