Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!
Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
Get the culinary abortion mug.To dislodge a scrotum which has adhered to one's upper thigh, thereby relieving discomfort: either by reaching into one's pants manually (unsupervised children) or by holding one leg out and attempting to shake it free.
"Jimmy, what are you doing down there?" "Just culining, Dad." "Here, son...Let me show you the no-hands method." "Wow...Thanks, Dad. This isn't gay, is it?" "No, son...Quite the opposite."
by GoodKeith October 22, 2008
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Yesterday I went to my culito’s house to unwind.
You don’t need a relationship, you need a culito to calm down
You don’t need a relationship, you need a culito to calm down
by FiveOlivesDirty September 14, 2020
Get the Culito mug.Culitis is a word with Spanish origin, Culo means ASS, BUTT etc. and it is a behavior that indicates that you are extremely happy to the point of almost child like giddiness. As when someone receives happy news or something good happens to them and he becomes "culeco" well we'll call that "culitis"
You have "CULITIS" don't you...I can see it, what are you so happy about?
Did you see Mary and the culitis she ha,s something good must have happened to her.
Did you see Mary and the culitis she ha,s something good must have happened to her.
by inrtraspect March 8, 2011
Get the Culitis mug.a person who loves culinary delights, by like a barista prefers to create delights rather just consume them.
Jaimie is such a culinarista these days. He's doing "come dine with me" at his place this Friday.
She's not just a cook but a culinarista because she uses the secret ingredient of passion every time she 'plates up'.
She's not just a cook but a culinarista because she uses the secret ingredient of passion every time she 'plates up'.
by jersee April 1, 2011
Get the culinarista mug.Connoisseur of fine meals. One whom relishes the excess use of butter, bacon, beer and beef in the preperation and consumption of manly dishes. Dont hate, Culinate.
by Derek Rexander April 26, 2011
Get the Culinartist mug.Culiomunasophis is a disease where your pee is stored inside of your balls instead of your bladder it is roughly 1/14.5B people and anyone who has it will most likely be traded off as a slave due to the diseases rareness.
Person 1: This guy has Culiomunasophis so you're gonna have to pay a pretty penny
Slave with Culiomunasophis: That's right!
Person 2: How about 24.2 million dollars.
Person 1: That's a ripoff!
Slave with Culiomunasophis: Sorry guys gonna cum now.
Slave with Culiomunasophis: That's right!
Person 2: How about 24.2 million dollars.
Person 1: That's a ripoff!
Slave with Culiomunasophis: Sorry guys gonna cum now.
by Adam D Fan July 3, 2021
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