Cryptic

Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.
Cryptic is very hot
Cryptic is MARRIED to Liz
If Cryptic were to divorce Liz she would riot
by Anonmommy February 01, 2021
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Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.
Perhaps you have a better idea that is not so, what was it, cryptic?
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Intelligent, smart, incredible, mysteriously wonderful
For an admin you're so cryptic, NASCAR
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Incredible, amazing, one-of-a-kind, mysteriously wonderful
For an admin you're so cryptic, NASCAR
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Just bad and should delete ngl
Hahah you remind me of a Cryptic
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People love the word cryptic...it is unknown why and no one cares either.
I found some cryptic shit...what?
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Og pro player that every og players know! His sens in c ops is just horrible, the worst sens tbh, too much high, God of flicks but worst sniper player...
Cryptic
by Obzerps December 07, 2020
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