crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

by dont god damn worry about it December 28, 2005

Crop dusting

Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

by the420farmer April 9, 2009

Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.

¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨

by CanadianNighthawks November 22, 2016

crop dusting

breaking wind in a public place while in transit

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

!

by Simon Clery March 26, 2004

Crop Dusting

The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.

Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.

by Legendary1 October 19, 2009

Crop dusting

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!

by sirfart September 26, 2011

crop dusting

walking around a wide area spreading your essence.

when in public or private, releasing gas and thinking you leaving the spot denies claim to the smell, when in fact you are "crop dusting" your smell across the whole room.

by miami vice May 29, 2009