Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

chris crocker

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

by jewel! December 24, 2007

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy April 5, 2007

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.

Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.

by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008

Chris Crocker

A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.

"Leave Britney Alone!"-Chris Crocker talk.

by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008

betty crockered

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

by City Slickers June 26, 2014

Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.

Tavros Crocker? No I want Tavros Nitram.

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022