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Darren Criss

Actor who currently plays Blaine, an openly gay (and very cute) student, on Glee. Gleeks strongly believe Kurt and Blaine should get together.

Also a Starkid, known for his portrayal of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical and it's sequel. He also composes much of the music in Starkid productions.
Many Starkids get extremely agitated when Darren Criss fans only recognize him from Glee.
Friend 1: "Don't you just love Darren Criss? He's Super Mega Foxy Awesome Hot."
Friend 2: "Who?"
Friend 1: "You know?" *Singing* "He's Harry-Freakin'-Potter!?"
Friend 2: "Uhh..."
Friend 1: *Annoyed* "The new guy on Glee."
Friend 2: "Oh, Blaine?! I LOVE that guy!"
by RedVinesWhatTheHellCantTheyDo? January 15, 2011
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mid-shower crisis

when in the middle of a shower all of a sudden you have to shit so you run to the toilet all wet and take a dump
joe was taking a hot shower when a mid-shower crisis hit him out of nowhere.
by Mr.CM December 17, 2009
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Half-Life Crisis

That overwhelming emptiness you feel upon completion of any of the Half-Life games.
Man, I just finished Half-Life 2 and now I have nothing to do. I feel so empty. I think I'm going through a Half-Life crisis.
by Cypher Seven July 24, 2012
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mid-day crisis

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."
by belikecat January 9, 2010
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mid-day crisis

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.
When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.
by whereismymind? May 11, 2010
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Word Crimes

1. Crimes against literacy. Typically committed on the internet, however they are often found when speaking.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.
1. your committing word crimes
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
by Urban Myth July 23, 2014
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Crissaegrim

The strongest weapon, in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night at least. Tears through everything like nothing.
The Crissaegrim tore through Dracula like a hot chainsaw through butter.
by gameforce November 17, 2011
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