cribaz

where mofockas trap out and have gay sex

Wanna trap out in the cribaz and have gay sex mofocka?

by monkenuts January 16, 2023

cribanoni

When y’all pulling up to the crib and that boy Joe inna cut

Sky: aye mane when we hitting the crib? I heard that boy Joe finna be there
Al: maneee we hitting the cribanoni tonight!

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

cribbagehead

Has cribbage on the brain.

Are you a cribbagehead? You are if you:

are a member of the American Cribbage Congress
are a member of a Grass Roots club
play cribbage three or more times a week
know the difference between Nibs and Nobs
have traveled more than 500 miles to play cribbage
have a trophy area in your house
have read a cribbage strategy book
own a cribbage strategy book
dream about cribbage know which cribbage player has the middle name Royland
own four or more cribbage boards
have made a custom cribbage board

1–3 wanna-be cribbagehead
4–6 fledgling cribbagehead
7+ certified cribbagehead
(based on an idea submitted by Geoffrey Rezek of Darien CT)

Our cribbagehead card group meets weekly to play cribbage.
An authoritative source for “cribbagehead”—page 34 in the December 2023 Cribbage World!

by cribbagehead November 30, 2023

Chibage

The friend of a girl you want to be with, normally an obstacle to be overcome by befriending them or endearing them to you.

“I really want to slide but there’s too many chibage standing in my way,”

by ThatOan January 14, 2024

Chibage

Chibage or plural zvibage is a noun that refers to friends of a girl you are trying to get with who are obstacles to the main goal

Alice is a chibage in the way between me and Aria

by AC3BOI January 14, 2024

CRIBBAGED

CRIBBAGED: When you are pegged so hard that it's like a cribbage board.

I Heard Last Night, Jared was

CRIBBAGED!!!
They Pegged him so Hard.

by DJ.JAM-EZ April 21, 2024

Christine's cum filled Cribbage

When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.

I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.

by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023