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Crayola Bukkake Party

When a girl wears way too much make up and has drawn on eyebrows.
Oh my word Becky look at Kim’s face! She looks like she was the center or a Crayola bukkake party!
by Terrible Tal December 12, 2019
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Crusty Crayola Crayon

CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!"

"Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."
by Dadalynn June 3, 2019
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Brows By Crayola

The term used to describe an individual who draws on his/her eyebrows very thick and unnaturally dark, almost as if he/she used melted crayon wax to fill them in. Normally seen in a color palette quite different than the color of one's natural hair.
"Hey, how is Barbra holding up after the waxing accident ?"
"Dude, it's bad. You wouldn't be able to even recognize her. Serious brows by Crayola."

brows eyebrows
by isyee13 September 4, 2016
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Crayolaing

A sexual act performed when a marine shoves a crayon in to the ass of another marine and then proceeds to eat said eat said crayon out of the marines ass.
Bonus points if the crayon is Marine Green.
Damn gunny! You inspired the grunts with that fine example of crayolaing!
by DrJohnJD October 7, 2018
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Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
by SoBoard September 11, 2013
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Crayola 120 pack

Biggest flex in existence. Bigger flex than a Rolex,ps5,xbox one x,Bugatti. Biggest flex ever
Kid entering class:Hey guys I got the crayola 120 pack during the weekend.
The whole class: *bows down*
by Yeetyeet5533 April 27, 2022
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Granola Crayola

A person who dresses like a camp counselor, lives in Denver, Colorado, or dresses suspiciously close to Dora the Explorer.
by sugarglider333 August 15, 2025
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