craprehensive

When you have to fart but your scared you might crap your pants.

I would of given my girl a dutch oven this morning but i was feeling a little craprehensive.

by Papa-Chulo May 23, 2009

crameron

A Crameron is a measure of volume referring to how much of yourself can be stuffed into a Volkswagen. It is not defined as a solid object, but rather a liquidy, congealed mass that is able to fill up cracks easily. Can sneak into your car and drive it around if you're not careful.

1. Watch out! Cramerons about!
2. There's still a bit of Crameron under the seats.

by WormadamTrashForm March 22, 2016

Word Crapper

Noun: One who speaks incessantly, usually in a group setting and with dramatic, negative tone and with no regard for others' time, opinions or ideas.

"Did you hear Bob's ridiculous 25 minute bitch-session in that meeting? Man, he's a real word crapper."

by Josiah Bartlett June 16, 2008

Status Crapper

Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,

STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)

by AWCornball June 17, 2010

crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.

The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.

by Mearns June 21, 2005

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009

Crapperware

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

by Mbleh October 22, 2007