Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

cranial rectum inversion

Sticking yur head up your ass.

by your mamma February 26, 2003

Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.

"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*

by Zombat September 20, 2011

cranial-anal insertion

having your head up your ass

What a jerk. That guy has a bad case of cranial-anal insertion. Do you think I should refer him to a proctologist?

by ybnormal June 12, 2009

Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

by 13 14 February 13, 2009

Cranial Arteries

Little red tubes going through your brain that allow substances to be transfered there causing one to become intoxicated.

dude, theres a good amount of thc going through your cranial arteries

by straight prose man May 13, 2011