croatian cradle

halfway between a cultural tradition and a seizure

Hey have you sexy man Marko Zimic?
Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*

by Stuyvesant Lacrosse June 8, 2021

kickin it at the cradle

hanging out at one's own house

"yo snoop, what's good?"
"not shit man, just kickin it at the cradle."
"oh shit, let me come through!"

"what're you doing tonight?"
"ah nothing...just about to kick it at the cradle."

by Your Boy Stoops May 23, 2008

cradle robber

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

by B-Raff June 1, 2006

Cradle robbing

dating or hitting on someone younger than you. When a 17 year olds hits on 14 year old.

Tim was hitting on some 14 year old last night, now i call that cradle robbing.

by Chapstickwoman February 14, 2006

cradle napper

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

by optimysterious prime July 8, 2010

Cradle Mountain Curse

When a woman takes her male partner for a weekend away to a place in Tasmania called Cradle Mountain, thus entitling her to ownership of his testicles for eternity. Most men don't believe of this curse when warned prior, but on return from the cursed mountain, he will be sampling cheese platters and playing tennis on a regular basis. As she now owns his nuts, she will never allow him to drink with mates again, he is now a slave to her every need; he has the Cradle Mountain Curse.

Woman: "Hey honey, we should get away for the weekend." Man: "sounds good babe, where were you thinking?" Woman: "how about Cradle Mountain??" (Knowing full well he will be infected with the Cradle Mountain Curse) Man: "okay"

by balzd33p September 3, 2014

Criddlestick

A tool that is used by dumpster divers to reach or manipulate the treasures within the confines of a dumpster, garbage can or pile.

I was so thankful that I had my criddlestick with me when I saw the unopened can of baked beans that had been tossed into the dumpster.

by Bee Kind May 21, 2016