The act of multiple men ejaculating on a vagina and putting sugar on the semen then getting a blowtorch to create a crème brulè like surface. After this is done you can eat it with a spoon.
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Person 2: hell yeah its a Crème brûlée!
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The name originated when we were stood taking stupid pictures in the business classroom because we couldn’t do anywhere else because of CoRoNaViRuS.
The group has particular fun during the covid testing week and up in the music practice rooms.
Another group that Crème Frâiche can be likened to are Charlie’s Angels, as each member has the same characteristics, qualities and hair colour as their select member of Charlie’s Angels.
They are all real g’s.
The name originated when we were stood taking stupid pictures in the business classroom because we couldn’t do anywhere else because of CoRoNaViRuS.
The group has particular fun during the covid testing week and up in the music practice rooms.
Another group that Crème Frâiche can be likened to are Charlie’s Angels, as each member has the same characteristics, qualities and hair colour as their select member of Charlie’s Angels.
They are all real g’s.
Random teacher who will remain nameless: What’s a type of bacteria growth?
Member of Crème Frâiche: BuNiOnS!!!
Member of Crème Frâiche: BuNiOnS!!!
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A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?
Me: How did you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
Me: How did you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!
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