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Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.
First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.
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Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time
Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin
Cousin by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017
My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.
Cousin by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018
You’re Aunt and Uncle’s kid, cousins are a relationship where you are very close or you are distant. They usually don’t have the same unconditional love as a parents and siblings, but when you are very close, it can be a relationship that is as close as a sibling.
My damn cousin
cousin by Lindee August 24, 2018
A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.
“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”
Cousin by Dopeassoap September 27, 2018
girl 1: "that's my boyfriend over there"
girl 2: "isn't that your cousin"
girl 1:"same thing"
cousin by yeet skeeyer May 17, 2019
my cousin is an asshole
cousin by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019