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Countrytard

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Used to describe a person who either excessively listens to country-styled music, voted for Trump, or someone who takes way too much pride in being American.
"Dude, did you see Mike? That guy voted for Trump, what a countrytard."
by AlreadyTooken August 14, 2024
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Countryballs

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(n.) They are little balls with different flags on them. You know it's a countryball if it's only about as tall as your knees. They get around by bouncing, and they don't have mouths. Their eyes are usually white circles. Some countryballs, ironically, are not balls. It depends on what countryball it is. For example, Singapore is a triangle, Israel is a cube, Kazakhstan is a brick, and the Reichtangle is a rectangle. (If you see the Reichtangle, run like there's no tomorrow, and don't stop until you know you're safe.) Countryballs are typically incorporated in art, but if you come across a countryball in real life, approach with caution. Keep in mind that a countryball will act differently depending on which countryball it is and its relationship with your country.
Person 1: Do you like countryballs?
Person 2: What are countryballs?
Person 1: *GASP*
by US-IL December 20, 2024
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Countryman

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The act of attempting a snooker in pool and failing miserably by actually setting up your opponent for an easy shot.
Nice countryman you muppet!
by SwampyUK January 16, 2025
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