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countryfag 

A countryfag is usually a 12 year old who brags about his country/fake country. The countryfag wants people to think that they are from that country, when really, it's just fucking annoying
Guy: Hey dude, hows it going?
Countryfag: Nothing much, just learned some more German, also, I'm from Japan.
Guy: Cool!
Countryfag: I know so cool

Countryfag.
countryfag by Jaxrifax September 25, 2018

countryballs 

A special genre of memes in which countries are represented by spheres with their respective flags on them(except for a couple cases where certain countries are allowed different shapes, such as Nepal and Kazakhstan. It creates humor by stereotyping each country with common problems. It is the general rule of thumb in the genre that players write in "Engrish(example-"I of wantings to talk to you!")" for countryballs that do not speak English naturally.
Gags include
-Greece not paying debts to Germany
-Poland cannot into space
-China using XiXiXiXi instead of HaHaHaHa
-Sweden taking over all of the world in a world-ending event known commonly as the Börkpocalypse.("Börk Börk")
-Germany having trouble from keeping itself from reverting back to Nazism
-the Reichtangle, a rectangular character that is the supposed "Fourth Reich", and is obsessed with anschluss, often destroying its neighbors in fits of anschluss.
-Finland being drunk
-The USA must always be wearing shades, unless it is pre-American-Spanish war
-Britain must always wear a top hat
-Poland's flag being upside down(don't ask why, its one of the great mysteries of the Earth)"
-Many others
for more information, look up "countryballs"
these comics also go by the name of Polandball.
Swedenball: Börk
Norwayball: I don't understa...
Swedenball: BÖRK
*Norwayball's flag is overrun by the blue background and yellow cross of great Sweden*
Norwayball: NAHHHAHHHAHAAAaaa.... Börk?
Swedenball: Börk Börk
Norwayball: Börk
All the other countryballs: Oh dear god.... Its happening.

Countrytard 

A countrytard is someone who is insistent on playing crappy country music at full volume 24/7 making everyone around them have burning and bleeding ears. It is horribly unpleasant yet they do not care.
That countrytard just won't quit with his boot skootin music! Ugh! I hear banjos...
Countrytard by ohyesuare May 2, 2017

urban countryman 

A person who grew up in the country but enjoys hanging out with the city folks. They like to turn up, but they also like to relax in the countryside.

Synonyms: Easy going, southerner, regular guy, socializer, party animal
Antonyms: playboy, hillbilly
Man #1: "Hey, man, you want to come to the party tomorrow?"
Urban Countryman: "Yeah, sure, I was going to hang out at the lake and fish, but that can wait until another day."

Man #2: "What's that you're listening to?"
Urban countryman: "Country with some classic rock, rap, and electronic tunes. Country is in my roots, but I can't listen to songs about my girl leaving me and getting drunk _all day_. "
urban countryman by Chopper7775 February 2, 2015

Contrafaggotable

A person considered so repulsive that the mere sight of them would prevent any person of the same gender with bi-curious tendencies that was considering acting upon them to immediately reconsider there decision.
I considered myself bi-curious until I saw Jim, who was so contrafaggotable that I have now reconsidered my position.

countryball 

1) A type of animation using countries (usually represented as people) and usually realistic wars between them. Countyballs are quite satiric and rely mostly on stereotypes. For example, in the countryball animations by "No Idea Animations", Poland cleans Toilets for England, Russia likes vodka and AK-47s, and France likes frog legs, wine, and baguettes. In countryballs, the following flags are usually flipped over: Poland, Indonesia, and Monaco (however, Monaco and other microstates aren't used often). Some countries, like Kazakhstan, are bricks.

2) A ball that you buy from the store (like a soccer ball) but with a picture of a country or country flag as its design.
1) Why is it that microstates aren't used often in countryballs?
2) Wanna play soccer with my new countryball at the weekend today?
countryball by AnimationGamer November 15, 2017

Countryballs 

Countryballs The Best Thing In The World And If You Disrespect Countryballs I Will Fucking Rip Ur Head Off.
man countryballs are amazing

Nice, countryball animation!
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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