Coochie cotton

Another word for a Tampon

Do you need some Coochie Cotton

by IamGAY234 June 18, 2020

cotton nose

the physical state in which the nasal cavity becomes dehydrated after inhaling smoke. Similar to cotton mouth.

i had a stuffy nose, but now it's gone. it's like cotton mouth in my nose.... COTTON NOSE!

by vitaminwater22 April 13, 2011

Cotton Ballz

An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.

Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017

Seal Cotton

Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."

-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.

by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009

touch cotton

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

cotton panel

Apparently something that allows a vagina to breathe.

1)She seemed to be suffocating, but the gathering crowd didn't seem concerned. Her panties were constructed with a cotton panel.
2)When asked if her pussy would like something to eat, she seemed surprised, but the bartender motioned to her cotton panel, and she gave him a Mentos smile and agreed that a cocktail might do the trick.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

cotton slut

A man or woman who would do just about anything for a tee shirt.

I'm a cotton slut, I'm going to this event just because they're offering a teeshirt.

by Casedork September 24, 2004