An unnecessary act standing for “Children’s Online Privacy Act” that is blocking “children” from making accounts on the internet due to hurtful stereotypes claiming that that are irresponsible, stupid, and are not capable of having any sort of common sense.
This act just adds to the large pile of strange and stupid restrictions placed on those who are under 13; some of them being from the government, and some just made up by society.
This act just adds to the large pile of strange and stupid restrictions placed on those who are under 13; some of them being from the government, and some just made up by society.
Boss: “So, how should we keep children safe online?”
Employee: “well, sense children are irresponsible idiots, let’s just block them! And to make it sound like a good act let’s call it COPPA!”
Boss: “Brilliant! And no one’s gonna turn against it because they know children are no capable of having common sense.
Employee: “and the children won’t be able to say anything because no one cares about their opinion!”
Boss: “You deserve a raise!”
Employee: “well, sense children are irresponsible idiots, let’s just block them! And to make it sound like a good act let’s call it COPPA!”
Boss: “Brilliant! And no one’s gonna turn against it because they know children are no capable of having common sense.
Employee: “and the children won’t be able to say anything because no one cares about their opinion!”
Boss: “You deserve a raise!”
by crazy-potato-21 March 24, 2022
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Down with corpratics!
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An adjective that describes something Corporate.
by kemper19 November 28, 2011
Get the Corpatea Smorpratea mug.The Coroppavirus is a virus where your video got hit by COPPA. Even though the video is not made for kids.
This virus is highly curable. First:
1. Go to YouTube studio
2. Find the video where it got hit by COPPA
3. Details
4. Find "Audience" and select "No, it's not made for kids".
This virus is highly curable. First:
1. Go to YouTube studio
2. Find the video where it got hit by COPPA
3. Details
4. Find "Audience" and select "No, it's not made for kids".
My video has the Coroppavirus, so my inappropriate video is made for kids.
This video has the Coroppavirus
This video has the Coroppavirus
by aaxz February 26, 2020
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Get the Coppa'd mug.A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.
Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!
by feluna March 29, 2015
Get the corptard mug.Dave kept reciteing lines from the wonder spoon commercial trying to get us to buy as many as we could afford. What a corprate whore!
by Kenos123 June 12, 2008
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