Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!

Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

by kuntress December 23, 2018

This video contains win

A meme on youtube where a user posted a video of robotnik saying pingas to the tune of kirby's gourmet music

this video contains win and moar

by mama weegee November 17, 2009

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

continentinuity

when an entire continent is united with a common goal or purpose

there was continentinuity for Ghana in the world cup quarter final game against Uruguay

by du81iner July 7, 2010

containment talons

Double quotes. Used particularly to refer to the gesture used to make "air quotes"

Alan: Bob is a "sexy beast"
Bob: I could see those containment talons from across the room.

by daimoinen November 27, 2014