The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
by Keaijaf Iejsa May 7, 2008
1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.
by asupernothing May 27, 2004
by J December 19, 2003
Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.
by 2444 July 9, 2005
Made by wrapping a length of toilet paper around your hand and twisting one end, the cone is then used for wanking into to enable the evidence to be easily disposed of.
The missus is downstairs. You fancy a quick one off the wrist but sont want to mess the place up. Simple. Into the cone and then into the bog, flush, and no ones the wiser
by Ratty's World July 14, 2006
A cruise ship passenger that will not yield to a crew member moving equipment through a common area on a cruise ship.
These inconsiderate cones would not allow me to maneuver these enormous speakers around their fat asses in spite of there being no alternate route.
by SeizeTheCarp April 20, 2015
Derivative of Conehead. Indianapolis slang used to describe the white urban hillbilly honky residents of the very near East, near west, and near Southside of Indy. Most cones came to Indianapolis as Appalachian Americans from Kentucky and Tennessee by way of Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. These city hillbillies can be seen on their front porch during normal work hours, in local pubs, tailgating at Colts games without tickets, or in the back of a police car. Coined by Indianapolis firemen many years ago. Related terms are Hoosierbilly and white trash. The decedents of The Cone people are Mars-Hillians and Beech Grovers. The British version would be the cast of Trainspotting or any big city Ned with country roots. Many children of cones have moved out of the primary cone districts but still exhibit many cone-ish traits as such as fist fighting, alcoholism, and general tomfoolery.
“Did you just see that Cone shotgun a Hamm’s then shoot up some heroin? He will be shaggin his sister in no time. Ope!”
by Peyton McMahoning January 13, 2020