Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.

Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!

by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

compostgasm

when someone who is very passionate about creating a more sustainable future for our planet gets really, really, REALLY excited about composting, and it makes them feel good all over.

oh my goodness!! putting all of these potato skins, orange peels, and broccoli stems into this compost bag is making me soooo happy!! in fact, i think i'm about to have a compostgasm!!!

by earthcrunch December 29, 2010

compost

Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.

See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost.

by Reece Evans March 9, 2008

Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.

I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.

by TheBird December 21, 2008

compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.

I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.

by laxkracka December 22, 2008

compotent

A type of player which is compotent about his play style.

Player 1: wow, that guy is a Compotent Player!
Player 2: Yes he is

by YouNeverKNoww October 1, 2018