Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.

My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.

by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023

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Dream State Compensation

Mind compensating awareness and reality even if not aware of the dream because of the minds' need to work our mental problems safely.

My dream state compensation left me able to remember my dream this time.

by P0Ti0N August 12, 2016

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Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

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I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

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Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

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Compensation

Corporate language refering to a person's salary, esp. if said salary is ludicrously high and/or the person in question is a celebrity or otherwise someone whose job is also his/her hobby.

Mr. Beckham is guaranteed a total compensation of minimum $4 million per annum under the terms of his new contract, an MLS spokesman said.

by bikeridetothemoon November 8, 2012

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umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

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Combination diapering

Combination diapering is the process of using both cloth and disposable diapers in ones home. A combination of the two types of diapers.

Mrs. Smith always opted for combination diapering with her children when they were babies.

For the first several weeks after my children's birth, I chose combination diapering.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. February 11, 2007

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