Keyboard communist

A person who benefits from a capitalist, free market system, but champions communist programs on the internet to stick it to the bourgeoisie. In reality, they would never live in a socialist country or pick up a rifle and cull the dissidents.

You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!

by ThisIsAO January 14, 2018

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christian communist

The logical interpretation of Christian Philosophy. To be a Christian is to be a communist.

“Hey I read the Bible and now I’m a communist!”
“What? Huh I’ve never met a Christian Communist before.”

by Velstadt the Royal Aegis February 19, 2022

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Communist Manifesto

Karl Marx's political platform, outlining his beliefs about Communism.

Stalin did not agree with many of the principals in the Communist Manifesto, so he made his own up.

by Me January 14, 2004

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Communist-Wealth

The State of Virginia

The Communist-Wealth of Virginia is governed by a pack of lying theives.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 7, 2009

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colbinista

Colbinista: A group of law and rule-abiding Colbert Nation citizens out to enforce the teachings of our very own superior, Stephen Colbert himself.

Colbinista: A member of the above group.

Derivation: the Sandinista National Liberation Front, or Sandinista and Stephen Colbert's last name.

Provenance: My creation may seen in hundreds of posts on the colbertnation.com message board.

Llooren is a colbinista and writes about Stephen every day.

by Kerojack August 15, 2006

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