(High School) Mostly girls, who find that their only talent is spinning a pole or plastic stick. Which is one step closer to their often future "hobby" of spinning ON a pole. Color guard girls mostly seem to believe that they are important to a show, when in reality, it's comparable to the little tufts on a washed sweater; there, but not at all needed or wanted. These girls (and sometimes guys) tend to follow the "backlash-trends", as in trends that have already been cast aside, and are always at least 2 years behind the current style. Those who participate in this, can often be described as "a joke", "cringe", and "too-extra".
You're in color guard....? Wow, that sucks. Guess you really AREN'T talented. Guess you'll have to resort to stick-spinning.
by honestmeaning July 01, 2017
A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.
2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
by The Realist OG July 23, 2015
The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).
*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*
"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"
Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "
Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"
Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "
Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005
by White_sox November 01, 2005
The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)
Hey did you see the color guard at our performance last night?
What's that?
Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.
Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...
What's that?
Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.
Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...
by Marsh-Mellon September 16, 2009
by westhill the man October 16, 2008