fart cologne

to fart while standing, then sitting down and it permeates your clothes. Most often done prior to sitting down on the can.

Bob donned fart cologne after his last crap.

by Detricus March 19, 2010

gd cologne

perfume that smells like furry cueb

i love gd cologne

by ItzNotMeL****Lol June 12, 2023

mechanic's cologne

Slang: WD-40. So named because of the distinctive sickly sweet odor of the anti-rust compound.

I spent all day working on my car, and now I've got mechanic's cologne all over my hands.

by Eleglac March 9, 2007

Pussy Cologne

The smell of pussy that can be smelled on a guy's dick, even a few days after having gotten laid (even after having taken a few showers); it's the smell of honor!

(Similar to having been sprayed by a skunk, except much, much cooler)

Lisa uses her Pussy Cologne on MOCO all the time; is she marking her territory?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

booze cologne

The smell of alcohol still on your breath after waking up in the morning even with the use of mouth wash.

I passed by Bob and he had booze cologne, I guess the mouth wash was no help.

by CHITOWN MAGIC January 28, 2010

Sancho's cologne

The overwhelming smell of "the other man's" cologne. Also used to reference strong cologne used to mask vaginal odors

She was hot, but I got a whiff of sancho's cologne

by Buster Browneye February 9, 2023

Cologne Fest

When a group of guys wearing to much cologne congregate in an enclosed space.

My Brother had his friends over last night...There was a serious cologne fest going on in the living room.

by imtheblankpageyouretheink October 5, 2010