COL

COL means Christ Out Loud.
Made up by a pissed off 5 year old in the heat of the moment of beating some ass

HOLY COL CORTNI
lolol we will make COL the new shiz yo.

by funeral wolf April 7, 2009

col breathe

First, dig a female corpse that has been dead for at least one year. Then you begin to eat it out. Whilst in the midst of eating the decaying snatch your buddy jumps off the trampoline he secretly brought to the cemetary and lands on the dead woman's stomache... leaving your mouth filled with what only can be describe as the "circle of life".

There were no prospects at the bar so I had to rely on the cemetery. The cemetery perfect until my buddy came out of no where and hit me with the old col breathe.

by lodul April 4, 2011

Col. Kurtz

When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".

Bob: "Hey man, what happened to Billy?"
Tom: "He's gone Col. Kurtz!"

by mam25a November 28, 2011

COL-BOP

a beating of more than 31 points, the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to an individual

Tony: I think I can win in this Madden game.
Brandon: Nah bro, you finna catch a COL-BOP.

by tonymoli October 7, 2019

col!n

the nicest, coolest, sexiest boy you'll meet. he loves music and girls. you're guranteed to have a good time with a col!n.

Girl, you've boyfriends a col!n!

Hey! Hands off!

by sxcnaomi December 16, 2008

Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

by Laskou January 14, 2011

Col Dawson

sickest cunt alive, likes to smoke a bit and have a good time with the girls next door. sorta block he lives in the middle of fucking no where and is the biggest spud/good muther fucker alive. bit of a sex god

Person 1: you know col Dawson
person 2: ofc mate biggest legend around. we had a root last night, no homo
person 1: yea fuck i rooted him as well
person 2: had a couple ciggys with him and old mate while we where at it

by goodmanwhorootsthegirlnextdoor September 9, 2020