cog

child of god

“ I don’t do that shit ima cog “

by realdefinitionsbabeyy July 24, 2018

Cog

A non- real dog named Batman that is a chihuahua. He lays around the house and does absolutely nothing. He barks at people and window wipers for no reason. Puts up his ears like he hears "everything", and rainy days are not the best days for you to bring a cog around. He's got more fat than meat, and exercises very little. Motorcycles and bicycles are his new toys that he can bark at. He is known as THE MOST LAZIEST COG IN THE WORLD. He can't be anything but lazy. Cog is a new species of dog and should be research. Cog is a non- real dog.

Friend 1: What type of dog do you have?
Me: I have no dog around, but a cog...
Friend 2: What's a cog?
Me: Trust me, you don't want to know.

by Tesuya March 13, 2019

Cog

Cat + dog person

James: Are you a cat or dog person?
Max: I am more of a Cog person.

by Max01Mad July 31, 2019

Cog

Someone who’s a workaholic and can’t take a joke.

Originating from the antagonists of the same name from the online video game ToonTown Online.

Harold: Hey man wanna go out to Delco’s?
John: Sure, but I have to finish my work.
Harold: I deleted everything off your computer. Sorry!
John: What?! Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! I WILL BEAT YOUR SHIT!
Harold: Don’t be a cog man, just take a break.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

COG

Child of God

I can’t send nudes because I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020

COG

Child of God

I can’t send you nudes, I’m a COG.

by Daddy’s Girl69 May 6, 2020

Cog

Cat Dog hybrid

I have a pet cog

by rfgfbchenivmjyghrfojngtyhtyjth August 14, 2020