A middle class guy who lives in a suburban area only because he lives with his parents, otherwise he'd be living in a shithole on the south side of Chicago. This candidate also possesses thrifty values and isn't afraid to turn down a movie or mini-golfing with his friends because he feels $7 is too much to have 2 hours of fun. Mainly, someone who has nothing better to do with their money but to save it and never enjoy life.
Mike is a poor cocksucking mother fucker because decided to sit at home online and continually check myspace and facebook instead of spending $7 to have a quality time with his friends.
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-I had to cocksmoke the condom broke.
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-Thats fine i like to get old school to sometimes.
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Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
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When you go up to someone and ask them what you can get for $300$ then they reply "standard cocksucking "
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Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
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