cock in a sock

Loose.

Who's idea was it to use sticky tape and not nails? Its flopping around like a cock in a sock!

by captaindigi November 2, 2018

Poop Cock Cum Sock

Something that daddy sticks up my ass.

Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.

by Loadonmychode October 29, 2020

like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

by Neville September 19, 2017

grippy sock cock

Exactly like dating a mental girl ie grippy sock coochie, but it’s a male with mental problems and a Long Schlong.

“Did you hear Teds with Angela now?“
“Nah, but she said to me he’s got Grippy Sock Cock“

by DmnsPwn April 21, 2022

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.

Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018