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jockey cock 

a guy with a cock that is similar in size to a roll of dimes
man you aint got shit down there thats why your last girfriend called your ass jockey cock
jockey cock by drophit January 22, 2008

jockey cock 

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.
Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.
jockey cock by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

cock-smoking sausage jockey 

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

Cock Jocked 

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.
Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.
Cock Jocked by BluBallz April 30, 2006

Cock Jocky 

a homosexual who likes to ride the cock
dam that homo is a cock jocky
Cock Jocky by k-5953 November 6, 2005

Cock Jocker

The opposite of a Cock Blocker, IE a guy whose sole interest is to bolster another male's reputation/standing with a female.
Damn...I wish my bud would be my cock jocker...I really need to get into Emily's pants!
Cock Jocker by Veras January 21, 2009