cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

cobweb head

somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.

I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.

by atossa January 3, 2010

Louisiana Cobweb

The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.

“Chet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!”
“Dude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!”

by AspergerKing420 October 2, 2021