clunt

A term used extensively in the business world to describe clients that are being particularly awkward.

Its origins can be traced back to the Roman Empire and is believed to have come into the language from a Gladiator with a lisp.

I'm sorry honey, I'm going to be late for dinner tonight. My clunts are playing up again...

by TickleWolf July 28, 2010

Clunt

to be used when a girl you like hates the word cunt so you have to call her a clunt. In this context clunt means you're being silly about a stupid word and I <3 you!

clunt, Clunt, CLUNT, CLuuuuUUUUuuuuNt.................. clunt

by GWEisME November 11, 2010

Clunt

the cross between a cunt and a clit. most widely used in montana.

By golly gee, you're such a clunt sometimes!

by skizzerra January 16, 2008

Clunt

A person who acts as if they are more important than they are and proceeds to order others, over think, second guess, and make requests outside of their pay-grade.

Clint is a self-important Clunt pretending he matters and is in charge of others but he's lowest on the totem.

by Jake Woj August 30, 2014

Clunt

Where a client of yours is shit to deal with. Cunt and client in one word.

"This Clunt I'm dealing with is fucked, they need to make a decision"

by digiassassin June 28, 2015

Clunt

A woman clown whose vagina would be eaten

Shawty dressed as a clown last night .. you know I ate that clunt

by Anonemoussss November 10, 2018

Clunt

A huge patch of a hair is cut out and appears uneven on one side and even in the other

John went into the Barber Shop and the Barber gave him a huge clunt.

by TheRealMoby February 8, 2019