Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

by vmrose August 22, 2007

Clarked

The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.

My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!

by Conscientious Mailer February 23, 2014

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.

The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.

by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010

Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

Clarked

A pleasant gift given out of nowhere. Or clarking which is the process of giving someone a nice gift. Usually someone you dont know and in a public place. Or receiving a pleasant gift randomly from a stranger.

"Hey that guy over there just clarked me some cand"

"I think I'm gonna go clarking later it'd be fun"

by Suelou June 28, 2017

Clapted

Ay sigma way of saying yo cheeks are gettin clapped hella hard

dam broski i’m getting clapted

by Krvxed March 4, 2022